Ek Din CHINTU Ne Apne Dost Ko Bataya- “Meri Bivi PINKI Itni Dayalu Hai Ki Wah Bartan Dhone Wale Ko Pani Garm Karke Deti Hai. Dono Time Chay Aur Khana Bhi Deti Hai.”
“Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?” Mitra Ne Puchha.
“Mai.” CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.
Ek Taange Ki Ghodi Jab Chalte-Chalte Ruk Jati, To Kochvaan CHINTU Utarakar Uske Saamane Gana Gata.
Gana Sunkar Ghodi Phir Se Chalne Lag Jaati Thi.
Aakhir Tang Aakar Taange Me Baithi Hui Savari Ne CHINTU Se Puchha- “Bhai, Ye Kya Kissa Hai? Tumhari Ghodi Gana Sunkar Aage Kyo Badhti Hai?”
CHINTU Ne Batayaa- “Babu Ji, Vastav Me Yah Baarat Ki Ghodi Hai……”
CHINTU Ne Apni Patni PINKI Se Puchha- “PINKI Darling Mere Rishtedaro Me Tum Kise Sabse Jyadaa Chahti Ho, Is Baat Ka Jawab Do.”
“Tumhari Saas Ji Ko.” Patni PINKI Ne Ek Pal Sochkar Jawab Diya.”
PINKI Ne Apni Padosin Ki Ladki Se Kaha- “Akhir Baat Kya Hai, Tum Muje Dekhte Ho Aankhe Kyo Churakar Bhag Jati Ho?”
“Juth Na Bolo PINKI Anti. Chori Karne Ki Meri Aadat Nahi Hai.” Chh Saal Ki Ladki Ne Kaha.
Ek Private Narsing Home Me Bharti Daulatamand CHINTU Ji Ne Khubsurat Nars PINKI Se Kaha- “Sister Mai Tumse Shadi Karna Chahtaa Hu.”
“Sorry! Apke Parivar Me “Sister” Se Shadi Karne Ka Rivaz Hai?” PINKI Ne Jawab Diya
Kisi Kaam Se Pados Ki Ek Vruddh Mahila PINKI Ke Ghar Aai ! Aupachariktaawash Unke Liye Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Sharbat Banakar Le Aai.
“Bahu, Mai Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Nahi Piungi.” Vruddh Mahila Ne Kaha.
“Is Par Paas Baithi PINKI Ki Chh Varshiy Putri Boli- “Isi Me Pi Lijiye. TUT Gaya To Mammi Kuchh Nahi Kahegi.”
Guddi (Apni Saheli Nirjaa Se)- “Maine Apne Pati Guddu Ko Unki Ashiqmijaji Par Bahut Kharikhoti Sunayi.”
Nirjaa- “Fir To Bechare Sharm Se Pani-Pani Ho Gaye Honge?”
Guddi- “Are Nahi, Ulte Kahne Lage Ki Tumhe Bhi Ameriki Rashtrpati Ki Patni Se Sabak Sikhna Chahiye.
Guddi (Guddu Se)- “Darling, Kal Ham Shadi Karne Ja Rahe Hai. Mai Tumse Kuchh Nahi Chhipana Chahti.
Apne Pichhale Prem Prasango Ke Bare Me Tumhe Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Chahti Hu.”
Guddu- “Tumne To 2 Saptah Pahle Hi Sab Kuchh Bata Diya Hai.”
Guddi- “Par Wah To 2 Saptah Pahle Ki Bat Hai. Is Bich To….”
“Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?” Mitra Ne Puchha.
“Mai.” CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.
Ek Taange Ki Ghodi Jab Chalte-Chalte Ruk Jati, To Kochvaan CHINTU Utarakar Uske Saamane Gana Gata.
Gana Sunkar Ghodi Phir Se Chalne Lag Jaati Thi.
Aakhir Tang Aakar Taange Me Baithi Hui Savari Ne CHINTU Se Puchha- “Bhai, Ye Kya Kissa Hai? Tumhari Ghodi Gana Sunkar Aage Kyo Badhti Hai?”
CHINTU Ne Batayaa- “Babu Ji, Vastav Me Yah Baarat Ki Ghodi Hai……”
CHINTU Ne Apni Patni PINKI Se Puchha- “PINKI Darling Mere Rishtedaro Me Tum Kise Sabse Jyadaa Chahti Ho, Is Baat Ka Jawab Do.”
“Tumhari Saas Ji Ko.” Patni PINKI Ne Ek Pal Sochkar Jawab Diya.”
PINKI Ne Apni Padosin Ki Ladki Se Kaha- “Akhir Baat Kya Hai, Tum Muje Dekhte Ho Aankhe Kyo Churakar Bhag Jati Ho?”
“Juth Na Bolo PINKI Anti. Chori Karne Ki Meri Aadat Nahi Hai.” Chh Saal Ki Ladki Ne Kaha.
Ek Private Narsing Home Me Bharti Daulatamand CHINTU Ji Ne Khubsurat Nars PINKI Se Kaha- “Sister Mai Tumse Shadi Karna Chahtaa Hu.”
“Sorry! Apke Parivar Me “Sister” Se Shadi Karne Ka Rivaz Hai?” PINKI Ne Jawab Diya
Kisi Kaam Se Pados Ki Ek Vruddh Mahila PINKI Ke Ghar Aai ! Aupachariktaawash Unke Liye Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Sharbat Banakar Le Aai.
“Bahu, Mai Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Nahi Piungi.” Vruddh Mahila Ne Kaha.
“Is Par Paas Baithi PINKI Ki Chh Varshiy Putri Boli- “Isi Me Pi Lijiye. TUT Gaya To Mammi Kuchh Nahi Kahegi.”
Guddi (Apni Saheli Nirjaa Se)- “Maine Apne Pati Guddu Ko Unki Ashiqmijaji Par Bahut Kharikhoti Sunayi.”
Nirjaa- “Fir To Bechare Sharm Se Pani-Pani Ho Gaye Honge?”
Guddi- “Are Nahi, Ulte Kahne Lage Ki Tumhe Bhi Ameriki Rashtrpati Ki Patni Se Sabak Sikhna Chahiye.
Guddi (Guddu Se)- “Darling, Kal Ham Shadi Karne Ja Rahe Hai. Mai Tumse Kuchh Nahi Chhipana Chahti.
Apne Pichhale Prem Prasango Ke Bare Me Tumhe Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Chahti Hu.”
Guddu- “Tumne To 2 Saptah Pahle Hi Sab Kuchh Bata Diya Hai.”
Guddi- “Par Wah To 2 Saptah Pahle Ki Bat Hai. Is Bich To….”
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