Hindi SMS and Jokes

Jinke bo hota hey, bo hatt meyn hilate heyn
Jinke bo nehni hota heyn bo ungly laga kar hilate heyn.
Pata hey kya hey bo ? Bo hey tooth brush.
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A child had never seen his hips
Once his teacher hit him on his hips.
Childn come back to home & see the mirror,
& said
Kamini ne do tukde kar diye.
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Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak….. Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,
Dukhi Aadmi bola “Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi.”
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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI……..
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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI……..
KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA
AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA….