Hindi SMS and Jokes

Jinke bo hota hey, bo hatt meyn hilate heyn
Jinke bo nehni hota heyn bo ungly laga kar hilate heyn.
Pata hey kya hey bo ? Bo hey tooth brush.
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A child had never seen his hips
Once his teacher hit him on his hips.
Childn come back to home & see the mirror,
& said
Kamini ne do tukde kar diye.
………… ……… ……… ……… ……… .
Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak….. Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,
Dukhi Aadmi bola “Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi.”
………… ……… ……… ……… ……… .
KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI……..
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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI……..
KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA
AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA….

Shayari SMS

Garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai
Hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai…
Jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath..
Naa Jane kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai.
………… ……… ……… ………
Ek pal mein Jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka who jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi
………… ……… ……… ………
Sirf yaado ka silsila rahe gaya,
Khuda Jane unse hamara kya rishta rahe gaya,
Ek chand chhup gaya Jane kaha,
Ek sitara use dhundhta rahe gaya
………… ……… ……… ………
Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka kar,
Aye dost TU manjil ko paye.
Kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye,
To roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye….!
 

Hindi Jokes SMS

“Wakil Sahab! Mere Pati Bahut Hi Gande, Ghatiya, Dhokebaj Insaan Hai.”
Wakil Ne Hairaan Hote Hue Puchha- “Magar Aap Aisi Baat Kaise Kah Sakati Hai?”
“Kyonki Mere Ek Bhi Bachche Ki Shakl Unse Nahi Milti.” Simaran Ne Uttar Diya.

Vidhan Sabha Me Bahas Ke Dauraan Simaran Vidhayak Ne Vipakshi Neta Raju Se Kaha- “Muje Malum Hai, Aap Kiske Isharo Par Bol Rahe Hai.”
Vipakshi Neta Ne Kaha- “Yaha Bahas Me Aap Meri Patni Ko Kyo Ghasit Rahi Hai?”

Davaa Vikretaa Raju Ne Davaa Ki Prashnsa Karte Hue Kaha- “Kaisa Bhi Gala Kharab Ho, Is Davaa Se Ekdam Thik Ho Jayegaa.”
Is Par Simaran Ki Chh Varshiya Putri Dipa Ne Kaha- “Mammi Le Lo, Papa Bhi Apne Swetar Ka Galaa Kharab Bata Rahe The.”

Baatuni Simaran Ne Raju Ka Dhyaan Apne Kesh-Vinyaas Ki Or Aakrusht Karaate Hue Puchha- “Kyo Ji, Kano Ko Baalo Se Dhakkar Kaisi Lagati Hu?”
“Kano Ke Bajaay Munh Ko Baalo Se Dhak Liya Hota, To Jyadaa Achchhi Lagti.” Raju Muskurakar Bolaa.

Moti, Bedaul, Fasionable Simaran Ne Sabjiyaa Kharidate Samay Lauki Me Nakhun Gaadakar Dekha, Bhindi Ki Nauk Todkar Dekhi, Ninbu Ko Dabaa-Dabaakar Parkhaa, Tamaatar Ki Sakhti Ka Jaayja Liya, To Sabji Wala Tanik Khijakar Bola- “Madam, Maaf Kijiyega, Kya Aap Itni Jaanch-Parakh Me Paas Ho Sakti Hai?”

SMS Jokes in Hindi

Simaran Apne Purane Premi Raju Se Milane Uske Ghar Par Pahunchi.
Raju Apne Chhote-Chhote Bachcho Par Bigad Rahe The.
“Ullu Ka Pattha… Shaitan Ka Bachcha….. Suvar…. .”
Tabhi Samane Se Aati Simaran Bol Uthi- “Kya Baat Hai? Kyo Savere-Savere Apne Rishtedaaro Ko Yaad Kar Rahe Ho.”

Chintu-Pinki Ne Jab Ek-Dusre Ko Shadi Karne Ka Vachan Diya To Pinki Boli- “Magar Dear, Ek Baat Mai Pahle Hi Saaph Kar Dun.”
‘Kya?”
“Muje Khana Bananaa Nahi Ataa.”
“Koi Baat Nahi Priy.” Chintu Bola- “Mai Bhi Pahle Hi Ek Baat Saaf Kar Deta Hu.”
“Kya?”
“Mai Ek Kavi Hu…. Mere Ghar Me Pakaane Ke Lie Kuchh Hota Hi Nahi Hai.” Chintu Bola.

Simaran Ek Hi Pyar Ki Rat Lagati Hui Boli- Mai Tumhe Chahti Hu… Mai Tumhe Chahti Hu.”
“To Fir Tum Mere Sath Shadi Kyo Nahi Kar Leti Simaran?” Raju Bola.
“Please, Apni Jaban Se Mat Firi.” Simaran Ne Munh Banaate Hue Kaha.

Ek Roj Hamare Yaha Party Thi. Saari Taiyariya Ho Chuki Thi. Mai Table Set Kar Rahi Thi. Kaam Jaldi Ho Jaye, Yah Sochkar Maine Apne Miyaa Raju Ko Almari Se Chainaa Plate Nikalne Ko Kaha.
Thodi Der Baad Unki Kichan Se Awaj Aayi- “Suno Yaha To “Med In Chaina” Wali Koi Plate Dikhai Nahi De Rahi Hai Kaha Par Rakh Di Hai Tumne?”
Muje Us Samay Wakai Samaj Nahi Aaya Ki Mai Unki Baat Sunakar Hansu Yaa Rou?

Sangit Adhyapikaa Ke Pad Hetu Niyukti Ho Rahi Thi. Interview Ke Dauraan Prashn Puchha Gaya Ki Shastriy Sangit Aur Disko Me Kya Antar Hota Hai?
Simaran Ne Uttar Diya- “Sar Aur Paanv Ka Antar Hai.”
Saakshatkarakartaa Ne Puchha- “Wah Kaise?”
Simaran Ne Jawab Diya- “Shaastriy Sangit Me Log Sar Hilate Hai Aur Disco Me Paanv.”

Hindi SMS Jokes

Ek Sabha Me Simaran Ne Bade Naaj Se Ithlate Hue Raju Se Kaha- “Wah Samne Baitha Vyakit Najaro Me Teri Tarif Kar Raha Hai. Muj Par Mar Mita Hai.”
“Haa Wah Purani Chijo Ka Vyapari Jo Thahra.” Raju Ne Utar Diya.

Simaran Ne Raju Se Puchha- ‘Aap Sharab Pite Hai?”
Raju Ne Kuchh Der Chup Rahane Ke Baad Kaha- “Pahale Yah Bataao Ki Yah Prashn Hai Yaa Nimantran.’

Thasaathas Bhare Train Ke Dibbe Me Budhiya Sikudi-Sikudi Khadi Thi. Saamane Lete Babu Sahab Use Dant Chuke The. Tabhi Simaran Raju Ke Saath Train Ke Dibbe Me Aai.
“Badi Bhid Hai.” Simaran Ne Raju Se Kaha.
“Aap Baithiye Na.” Lete Hue Babu Sahab Ne Kaha.

Funny Hindi SMS Jokes

Raju Simaran Ki Ghadi Lekar Ghadisaaj Ke Paas Aya.
“Aap Chabi Kab Bharte Hai?” Ghadisaaj Ne Puchha.
“Raat Me.” Raju Ne Uttar Diya.
“Isaliye Itni Kharab Ho Gai Hai.” Ghadisaaj Bola- “Krupya Subah Chabi Bhara Kare.”

“Tum Hamesha Murkhtapurn Baate Kiya Karti Ho.” Raju Ne Simaran Se Kaha.
Simaran Shant Swar Me Boli- “Sab Sangat Ka Asar Hai, Yaha Aane Se Pahle Mai Aisi Na Thi. Mera B.A. Ka Certificate Is Baat Ki Gawahi Hai.’

“Start Ho Jaane Ke Baad Is Gaadi Ka Break Hi Nahi Lagta.” Simaran Ne Raju Se Kaha.
“Kya Tumne Bhi Is Gaadi Ko Drive Kiya Tha.” Raju Ne Puchha.
“Haa.” Simaran Ne Batayaa.
“Tabhi To Tumharaa Asar Is Gaadi Par Pad Gayaa Hai.” Raju Ne Chhinta Diya.

Mahila Neta Simaran Aurato Ki Ajadi Ke Paksh Me Bhashan De Rahi Thi. Wah Aurato Ko Dimaagi Taur Par Purusho Se Uchch Siddh Karna Chahti Thi. Usne Kaha- “Akhir Pagalkhane Adhiktar Purusho Se Hi Kyo Bhar Rahe Hai? Diwane Adhiktar Purush Hi Kyo Hote Hai?”
Tabhi Waha Maujud Logo Me Upsthit Simaran Ke Premi Raju Ki Awaj Aai. “Are, Unko Diwanaa Banayaa Kisne?”

Sangitakar Raju Se Simaran Ne Kaha- “Kya Aaj Raat Ke Liye Aap Apna Sitaar Aur Tabalaa Muje De Sakte Hai?”
Kyo…. Kya Mera Gana Sun-Sunakar Aaj Aapka Bhi Man Gane Ko Kar Raha Hai?” Kalakaar Raju Ne Kaha.
‘Nahi Aaj Mai Aaram Se Sona Chahti Hu.” Simaran Ne Jawab Diya.

Hindi Jokes SMS

Teacher- “Bachcho, Jo Kuchh Puchhna Ho Puchh Lo. Ab Pariksha Najadik Aa Gayi Hai.”
Ravi- “Bas Aap Itnaa Bata Dijie Ki Prashn-Patra Kis Pres Me Chhap Rahe Hai?”

Kaafi Raat Gaye Ghar Lautane Ke Baad Ravi Ne Minu Se Apni Safai Pesh Karne Ki Koshish Karte Hue Kaha- “Tumhe Pata Hai, Muje Ghar Lautane Me Itni Der Kyo Ho Gayi.”
“Janti Hu. Lekin Tum Apni Mangadhat Kahani Sunaakar Apne Dil Ka Boj Halkaa Kar Lo.”

Chacha- “Ravi, Tu Bada Shaitan Hai.”
Ravi- “Aisa Mat Kahnaa Chachaji, Nahi To Log Aapko Shaitaan Ka Chacha Kahkar Bulayenge.”

Ravi Ke Aspataal Me Daakhil Hone Ki Khabar Paakar Amit Use Dekhne Aspataal Pahuncha. Uske Sar Par, Badan Par Jaha- Taha Pattiya Bandhi Dekh Usne Hairan Hokar Kaha- “Yaar, Abhi Shaam Ko Chh Baje To Maine Tumhe Achchha Khasha Dekha Tha. Tum Minu Ke Sath Juhu Bich Par Baithe The, Achanak Yah Kya Ho Gaya?”
“Yaar, Jo Tumane Dekhaa Thaa Wahi To Meri Patni Ne Bhi Dekh Liya Tha.” Ravi Ne Kaha- “Wah Apne Police Inspektar Bhai Ke Sath Us Samay Waha Ghum Rahi Thi.”

Ravi- “Tumhari Umr Kya Hai?”
Rakesh- “Baarah Saal.”
Ravi- “Pichhle Varsh Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha.”
Rakesh- “To Kya Mai Apni Baat Par Atal Na Rahu?”

Hindi SMS

Ravi- “Inka Swasthya Bahut Achchha Hai, Kya Khate Hai?”
Nirmal- “Tamaatar.”
Ravi- ” Aur Pite Kya Hai?”
Nirmal- “Soda Water.”
Ravi- “Inke Haath Me Kya Hai?”
Nirmal- “Tharmomitar. ”
Ravi- “”Yaha To Sab Tar-Tar Hai.
Maine Kisi Ke Ghar Me Naukari Karne Ko Kaha Tha Taalab Me Nahi.”

Gopal- “Apke Ghar Me Aag Lag Gai Hai.”
Ravi- “Chinta Karne Ki Avshyakata Nahi Hai, Bimaa Hai.”
Gopal – “Lekin Apki Patni Andar Jal Rahi Hai.”
Ravi – “Koi Fikra Nahi Uska Bhi Bimaa Hai.”

Sharabi Ravi- “(Dusare Sharabi Se) Yaar, Mai Kal Bharat Ka Pradhanamantri Banunga.”
Dusra Sharabi- “Tu To Tab Banega Jab Mai Istifaa De Dunga.”

Ravi Ne Kuchh Sochkar Kaha- “Pitaji, Mai Tumhe Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Jaunga.”
Pita Ne Aashchryachakit Hokar Kaha- “Kyo Bhai, Aisi Kya Baat Hai?”
Ravi Ne Kaha- “Aap Bhi Muje Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Gaye The.”

Ravi Ko Uski Maa Ne Pita. To Ravi Bhaagakar Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chhip Gaya.
Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- “Ravi Beta Kaha Hai?”
Uski Maa Ne Hath Se Ishara Karte Hue Batayaa Ki Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chip Gaya.
Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- “Ravi Beta Kaha Hai ?”
Ravi Bola- “Pitaji,
Kya Apko Bhi Maa Ne Maara Hai Jo Yaha Chhipane Aa Rahe Ho?”

Shayari SMS

Ankhey to pyar me dil ki zuban hoti he ,
Sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti he ,
pyar me dard bhi miley to kya ghabrana ,
suna he dard se chahat aur jawa hoti he
………… ……… ………
Jane Kya soch kar lahre sahil se ,
Takra ke laut jati he ,
Samajh me nahi aata vo kinare se bewafai karti he ,
ya laut kar samundar se wafa nibhati he…
………… ……… ………
Mere Haathon Se Gir Gai Lakire Kahi ,
Bhool Aaye Hum Aapni Takdirey kahi ,
Agar Mile Tumko Kahi Too Utha Lena ,
Mere Hissey Ki Har Khushi Aapne Haathon Pe Saja Lena..
………… ……… ………
Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi He ,
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi He ,
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha ,
Aapki AankhoN Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi He……

NYARE NYARE SMSunmot

Waqt ke daayre se ham nikal na jaaye,
Aapke dil se kahi ham utar na jaaye,
Ham roj aapko yaad dilaya karenge,
Varna kahi aap hame bhool na jaaye…
************ ********* ********
Ham sochate hai ki tumhe kya de,
Tumhaari mohabbat ka jawaab kya de,
Suna hai sabse acha tohfa `gulaab’ hota hai,
Par jo khud `gulaab’ hai, use gulaab kya de…
************ ********* ********
Tute huye taare ko dekhkar maine kaha,
Ae dil maang le tu bhi phariyaad koi…
Par dil se aawaaj aayi ki
Jo khud tut raha kaise poori karega wo phariyaad koi…
************ ********* ********
Nanhe se dil me koi armaan rakhna,
Duniya ki bheed me hamaari pahchaan rakhna,
Achhe nahi lagte ho jab rahte ho udaas,
Is hotho par sada muskaan rakhna…
************ ********* ********
Unase roj milane ko jee chahta hai…
Kuch sunane- sunane ko jee chahta hai…
Kisi ka manaane ka andaaj hai aisa ki,
Aaj phir ruth jaane ko jee chahta hai…
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Koi wada nahi phir bhi tera intajaar hai,
Judaai ke bad bhi tumase pyaar hai.
Tere chehare ki udasi de rahi hai gawaahi,
Mujhase milane ko tu bhi bekaraar hai…
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Milega tera pyaar to sanwar jaayenge…
Nahi to is duniya me bikhar jaayenge…
Tum rahate ho sanam is jism me jaan bankar,
Chod ke ise jaaoge to ham mar jaayenge.
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Teri dosti me ek nasha hai,
Tabhi to ye duniya hamase khafa hai,
Na karo hamase itani mohabbat dost,
Ki dil hi puche teri dhadkan kahaan hai…
************ ********* ********
Hame bhi pyaar karne ka kyaal aaya,
Jab bhi ye khyaal aaya khud ko akela paaya.
Dhoondhte rahe is duniya me hamasafar,
Kisi ko dhokhebaaj to kisi ko bewafaa paaya…
************ ********* ********
Unhe chahna hamaari kamajori hai,
Unase kah nahi paana hamaari majaboori hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhate hamaari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ko prakat karna jaroori hai.
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Kuch rishte upar bante hai,
Kuch rishte log banate hai,
Wo log bahut hi khaas hote hai,
Jo bina rishte rishta nibha jaate hai…
************ ********* ********
Hothon pe dil ke taraane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samudra fasaane nahi aate,
Sote me bhi khul uthati hai palke,
AakhoM ko khwaab chupaane nahi aate.
************ ********* ********
Pyaas wo dil ki bujhaate kabhi aaya hi nahi,
Kaisa baadal hai jiska koi saya bhi nahi,
Berookhi isase badi aur kya hogi,
Ek samay se usne hame sataya bhi nahi.
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Diya hai tune jo jakhm, wo waqt ke saath mit jaayega,
Na mitega to bas jakhm ka nishaan,
Khush hai ham ki wo nishaan bhi tumhaari yaad layega…
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Bin saawan barsaat nahi hoti,
Sooraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,
Isaliye dost kisi ka dil na todna
Kyonki dil tutne ki kabhi aawaaj nahi hoti.
************ ********* ********
Pata hi nahi chala ki kab wo dost se hamare pyar ban gaye,
Saath gujaare huye kuch pal aaj yaadgaar ban gaye,
Kar na sake unse ijahaar ham is baat ka,
Dekhte hi dekhte wo kisi aur ke dildaar ban gaye.
************ ********* ********
Phoolon me haseen gulaab hai,
Husn ke saath jaroori sharaab hai,
Duniya me har sawaal ka jawaab hai,
Agar koi tumse mere baare me pooche to kahna wo lajwaab hai.
************ ********* ********
Gujarte hai meri saanson me tere naam aaj bhi,
Dhalti hai tere intajaar me meri shaam aaj bhi,
Tujhko mujhse bichade jamana ho gaya,
Magar hoti hai teri naam se meri pahchaan aaj bhi.
************ ********* ********
Mohabbat ke diya jalakar to dekho,
Jara dil ki duniya sajakar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kahna,
Jara hamse najre milakar to dekho.
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Kyun banaate hai ham aise rishte,
Jo pal do pal me toot jaate hai,
Wada to karte hai umra bhar saath nibhaane ka,
Par chote se toofaan me bikhar jaate hai…
************ ********* ********
Kitni jaldi mulakaat gujar jaati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsaat gujar jaati hai.
Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah na aaya kare,
Neend aati nahi aur raat gujar jaati hai…
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Ishq waale aankhon se aankhon ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapne me mil jaaye to mulakaat samajh lete hai,
Rota to aasmaan bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
Log uske aansu ko barsaat samajh lete hai…
************ ********* ********
Najra andaaj kaise kare aapko,
Najaro me biThaya hai aapko,
Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,
Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.
************ ********* ********
Hamaare sabra ka imtihaan na lijiye,
Hamaari khamoshi ko saja na deejiye,
Jee aapke bina jee na sake,
Unhe jeene ki dua na deejiye…
************ ********* ********
Hamne chaha tha jinhe kisi jamaane me,
Wo aaj palat kar hamse hamara naam poochte hai…
Ek pal bhi hamaari yaad na aayi aur
Aaj haal-chaal poochte hai.
************ ********* ********

Hindi SMS and Jokes

Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai,
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
Jhuki nigaah ko ikaraar kehte hai,
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin hota,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

Pyar kehte hain,
Mohobbat kehte hain,
Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.
Sachin Rathi


Sun 25 Oct 2009
Hindi SMS and Jokes
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Jokes , SMS in Hindi
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Kabhi insan galat ya sahi nahi hota,
waqt use galt ya sahi banata he,
koi dekhta he kichad me kamal
aur kisi ko chand me b dag najar ata…
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Mera NaaM BoL Ke
Soya Karo
Khidki KhoL Takia Mod Ke
Soya Karo

HuM B Aayege TuMhare
KhayaLo Me
IsLiye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke
Soya Karo
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Hum ho gaye fana mohabat k is zamane me
Saja k tor pe mili maut paimane me
Mohabat ne nakam kar diya
Warna khubiyaan aur b thi iss diwane me
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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha Santa Ne New SIM Kharid Kar Use SMS Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta..
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Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo
Aur Na Tadpao
Ab To Bata Do
Aur Na Sharmao
Arre Bol Bhi Do
Ki
Aap
Humse
Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Karne Me
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Santa’s Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai ..

Dil ki awaaz…

Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai,
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
Jhuki nigaah ko ikaraar kehte hai,
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin hota,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

Pyar kehte hain,
Mohobbat kehte hain,
Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

My Dard SMS

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…
Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah
hamein bhi diya karen

KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,
AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,
DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,
LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..
Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..
Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…
Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..
Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..
Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…
Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega
bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega
na woh log honge na unkibaatein
yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart
know why?
guess wht it is
simply bcoz a sweet person like you,
is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

Koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke so lete hai

Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

Dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

Dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

Haso Magar Pyar se..

Doctor- “Kya Baat Hai?’
Guddu- “Muje Kutte Ne Kat Liya Hai.”
Doctor- “Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi Hai Ki Mai 7 Baje KeBad Kisi Rogi Ko Nahi Dekhta?”
Guddu- “Ji, Malum Hai, Magar Yah Bat Kutte Ko Malum Nahi Thi.”

“Akhir T.V. Me Aisi Kya Khubi Hai, To Tum Hamesha Usi Se Chipke Rahate Ho?’
Guddi Ne Guddu Se Jara Jallakar Kaha.
Guddu Ne Jawab Diya- “Dabbu Ki Mammi,
Mai Jab Chahu T.V. Ka Munh To Band Kar Sakta Hu.”

Misses PINKI Apne Padosi Ke Yaha Bachcha Hone Par Unke Saat Saal Ke Bete CHINTU Se Boli- ‘Ab To Tumhare Yaha Naya Bebi Aa Gaya Hai?”
CHINTU Munh Bichkaakar Bola- “Aunti! Use Naya Kahti Hai? Are! Jab Wah Rota Hai To Lagta Hai Ki Kai Saalo Se Rona Sikh Raha Ho.”

Cinemahall Me Guddu Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Guddu Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Muje Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film Ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Ham Bhi Kaha Aap Ko Suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Baatchit Chal Rahi Hai.” Unme Se Guddi Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

Ssshhhh Jor se Hasoge ……….to ek chocolate dunga

Ek Din CHINTU Ne Apne Dost Ko Bataya- “Meri Bivi PINKI Itni Dayalu Hai Ki Wah Bartan Dhone Wale Ko Pani Garm Karke Deti Hai. Dono Time Chay Aur Khana Bhi Deti Hai.”
“Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?” Mitra Ne Puchha.
“Mai.” CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.

Ek Taange Ki Ghodi Jab Chalte-Chalte Ruk Jati, To Kochvaan CHINTU Utarakar Uske Saamane Gana Gata.
Gana Sunkar Ghodi Phir Se Chalne Lag Jaati Thi.
Aakhir Tang Aakar Taange Me Baithi Hui Savari Ne CHINTU Se Puchha- “Bhai, Ye Kya Kissa Hai? Tumhari Ghodi Gana Sunkar Aage Kyo Badhti Hai?”
CHINTU Ne Batayaa- “Babu Ji, Vastav Me Yah Baarat Ki Ghodi Hai……”

CHINTU Ne Apni Patni PINKI Se Puchha- “PINKI Darling Mere Rishtedaro Me Tum Kise Sabse Jyadaa Chahti Ho, Is Baat Ka Jawab Do.”
“Tumhari Saas Ji Ko.” Patni PINKI Ne Ek Pal Sochkar Jawab Diya.”

PINKI Ne Apni Padosin Ki Ladki Se Kaha- “Akhir Baat Kya Hai, Tum Muje Dekhte Ho Aankhe Kyo Churakar Bhag Jati Ho?”
“Juth Na Bolo PINKI Anti. Chori Karne Ki Meri Aadat Nahi Hai.” Chh Saal Ki Ladki Ne Kaha.

Ek Private Narsing Home Me Bharti Daulatamand CHINTU Ji Ne Khubsurat Nars PINKI Se Kaha- “Sister Mai Tumse Shadi Karna Chahtaa Hu.”
“Sorry! Apke Parivar Me “Sister” Se Shadi Karne Ka Rivaz Hai?” PINKI Ne Jawab Diya

Kisi Kaam Se Pados Ki Ek Vruddh Mahila PINKI Ke Ghar Aai ! Aupachariktaawash Unke Liye Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Sharbat Banakar Le Aai.
“Bahu, Mai Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Nahi Piungi.” Vruddh Mahila Ne Kaha.
“Is Par Paas Baithi PINKI Ki Chh Varshiy Putri Boli- “Isi Me Pi Lijiye. TUT Gaya To Mammi Kuchh Nahi Kahegi.”

Guddi (Apni Saheli Nirjaa Se)- “Maine Apne Pati Guddu Ko Unki Ashiqmijaji Par Bahut Kharikhoti Sunayi.”
Nirjaa- “Fir To Bechare Sharm Se Pani-Pani Ho Gaye Honge?”
Guddi- “Are Nahi, Ulte Kahne Lage Ki Tumhe Bhi Ameriki Rashtrpati Ki Patni Se Sabak Sikhna Chahiye.

Guddi (Guddu Se)- “Darling, Kal Ham Shadi Karne Ja Rahe Hai. Mai Tumse Kuchh Nahi Chhipana Chahti.
Apne Pichhale Prem Prasango Ke Bare Me Tumhe Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Chahti Hu.”
Guddu- “Tumne To 2 Saptah Pahle Hi Sab Kuchh Bata Diya Hai.”
Guddi- “Par Wah To 2 Saptah Pahle Ki Bat Hai. Is Bich To….”

Santa Banta Hahahahahaha. ….

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

SMS Shayari

Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Jante hain hum zindagi mei
gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to
ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi.

Har sagar k do kinare hote hain,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain,
Yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho,
Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain….

Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar Lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye ye khel hoga,
Magar Hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…

Old is Gold Series Hindi SMS

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…
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Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…
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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
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Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
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Aaj didar,
kal yaar,
parso pyar,
phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar,
phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar,

Kuch aur suniye…

1. Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye,
Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye,
Hum to zinda hai sirf aap hi keliye.

2. Tu dur hai mujhse aur pas bhi hai,
Teri kami ka kahi ehsaas bhi hai,
Dost lakho hai jahan mein mere,
Tu pyara bhi hai aur khas bhi hai.

3. Nasha hum kiya karte hai,
ilzaam sharab ko diya jaata hai,
Kasoor sharab ka nai,
Unka hai jinka chehra hume har jaam mein nazar aata hai.

4.Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayda,
Raat guzri to sari utar jayegi,
Peene hi hai to kisi ki aankho se piyo,
Khuda ki kasam sari umar hi nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Hope u vil enjoy these also.

Thanks and regards
praveen

Shayari SMS

Zindagi ki asli udaan abhi baaki hai,
Zindagi ke kai Imtehaan abhi baaki hai,
Filhaal to naapi hai Muthi bhar zameen,
Abhi to saara Asmaan baaki hai…!

SMS Shayari

Yaadon me hum rahe ye ehsas rakhna,
Nazroun se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kehte ke saath raho,
Door hi sahi per hame yaad zaroor rakhna.

Jo Tune Diya Usse Hum Yaad Karenge,
Har Pal Tere Milne Ki Faryaad karenge.
Chale Aana Jab Kabhi Khayal Aaye Mera,
Hum Roz Khuda se pehle Tujhe Yaad Karenge.

Mana ki tum jeete ho zamane k lye,
ek bar jee k to dekho hamare liye.
dil ki kya aukaat apke samne,
hum to jaan bhi de denge apko pane ke liye.

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain…

Hindi SMS & Jokes

Teacher 2 student : What’s Your Cast ?
Student : Pehle to hum Pandit The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
Fir Baniya ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darji,
Or
Aage AMMI ki Marzi.

Agar Basanti Ki Mausi Thakur Ko Rakhi Bandhe to Basanti
or Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua ? ? ?
Socho…..
Socho…..
Kuch Bhi Nahi Apna Apna Kaam Karo
Thakur Ke Haath Hi Nahi The.

If People Say You are Crazy,
be patient,
You are monkey relax,
You are Mad,
be cool,
but
if they say you are Smart ,
Thappad lagana Saale ko !
Mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai.

Collection of My Hindi SMS

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
Chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
Phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon as STYle hai

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard Lena ki Ada koi humse seekhey..
Kuch na deker Dil Lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

*Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI ”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” NE 10 ” PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!

Meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
Plz jhoot bolna band karo

Kya ker rahay ho?
Bussy ho?
Kitna bussy ho?
Ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
Ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?

Sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
Zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
Sms karny per paise lagty hain
Magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye ;)

Hindi SMS

Kaash banane waale ne hame kitaab banaya hota,
Aap padte-padte so jaate aur
Hame seene se lagaya hotaa…
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Tum kya karoge ham se sawaal,
Tumhaare har sawaal ka jawaab rakhate hai,
Tum karo na karo ham se mohabbat chaahe lekin ye Jamaana jaanta hai,
Ham tumase dil ka rishta rakhte hai.
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Raat kya dhali sitaare chale gaye,
Gairo se kya kahe ham jab apne hi chale gaye,
Jeet to sakte the ham bhi ishq ki baaji,
Par tumhe jeetne ke liye ham haarte chale gaye.
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Khamosh the ham to magroor samajh liya,
Chup the ham to majboor samajh liya,
Yahi aapki galti hai ki itane kareeb the ham,
Phir bhi aapne door samajh liya.
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Najro se najro ka takraar hota hai…
Har mod pe kisi ka intjaar hota hai,
Dil rota hai jakhm hasta hai,
Shayad ye hi pyaar hota hai…
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In aakhon me aansu aaye na hote…
Wo jo mud-mudkar yu muskuraye na hote…
Unke jaane ke baad ye gam hota hai…
Kaash wo jindagi me aaye na hote.
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Pyaar ki raaho me koi haar kar bhi jeet jata hai aur
Koi jeet kar bhi haar jata hai.
Jamana bhale hi tumhe laakh bura kahe,
Na jaane hame phir bhi kyun tum par pyaar aata hai.
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Lamhe ye sunahare, kal saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi baat na ho,
Yaadon ke haseen lamhe dil me rahenge,
Tamaam umra chaahe mulakaat ho na ho.
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Chaahne se koi cheej apni nahi hoti,
Har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti,
Kahna to chaahte hai bahut kuch,
Magar kabhi waqt to kabhi jubaan saath nahi hoti…
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Waqt ke is mod par yah kaisa waqt aaya hai,
Jakhm is dil ka jubaan par aaya hai,
Nahi rote the ham kaanton ki chuban se,
Aaj phoolon ki chuban ne hamko roolaya hai…
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Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaroori to nahi,
Wo bhi hame chaahe jaroori to nahi,
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hai dil ko,
Ham bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaroori to nahi…
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Tamaam umra jindagi se door rahe,
Aapki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe,
Ab isase badhakar wafa ki saja kya hogi,
Ki aapke hokar bhi aapse door rahe…!!!
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Dono aankhon me aansu diya karte hai,
Ham apni neend tere naam kiya karte hai,
Jab bhi palak jhapke tumhari samajh lena
Ham tumhe yaad kiya karte hai…
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Aankhon me khwaab utarne nahi deta,
Wo shakhs mujhe chain se marne nahi deta,
Bichade to ajab pyaar jatata hai khaton me,
Mil jaaye to phir had se gujarne nahi deta.
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Yaad aane waale yaad aaye ja rahi hai,
Mere khyalon ki duniya par chaaye ja rahi hai,
Ham kuch kah rahe hai par wo chup hai,
Bas mera message padhkar muskuraye ja rahe hai…
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Kal raat sitaaro me dhoondh raha tha chehra tera,
Jab najar aaya chaand to najar aaya chehra tera.
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Na koi kisi se door hota hai
Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai,
Pyaar khud chal kar aata hai
Jab koi kisi ke naseeb me hota hai…
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Mana ki bhoolna hamaari aadat hi sahi,
Magar aapko bhool jaana hamaare bas me nahi,
Dil chaahe to aajma ke dekh lo,
Ham bhoolna bhool jaayenge par aapko nahi…
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Lamha lamha waqt gujar jaayega,
Chand lamho me daaman choot jaayega,
Abhi waqt hai chand baate kar lo hamse,
Phir kya pata kal aapki jindagi me koi aur shaamil ho jayega.
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Aap gairo ki baat karte hai,
Hamne apno ko aajma liya hai,
Log kanton se bachkar chalte hai,
Hamne phoolon se jakhm khaya hai.
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Ab tu hi nahi sanam to teri yaade hi sahi,
In yaado me chupi huyi yah andheri raat hi sahi,
Tha jindagi me dost ek tere saath ka hi sahara,
Jo ab wo hi nahi, to teri yah jhoothe waade hi sahi…
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Rom-rom me hamaare wo base hai,
Najre hamaari aur chehra unka hai,
Har saans me hamaari wo base hai,
Dhadkane hamaari aur dil unka hai…
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Saath chod ke kabhi hamase juda mat hona,
Wafa chaahiye tumse bewafa mat hona,
Roothe chaahe saara jamana hamse magar,
Tum kabhi hamse khafa mat hona…
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Koi shaam aati hai tumhaari yaad lekar,
Koi shaam jaati hai tumhaari yaad dekar,
Mujhe to us shaam ka intjaar hai,
Jo aaye tumhe saath lekar.
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Jab tumhara dil udaas ho,
Hamari muskaan ko yaad kar lena,
Jab sab saath chod de tera,
Hamaari baaho ko yaad kar lena.
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Dard ko dard se dekho,
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai,
Dard ko bhi jaroorat hai pyaar ki,
Aakhir pyaar me dard hi to hamdard hota hai.
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Kacchi deewaar hu thokar na lagana mujhko,
Apni najro me basakar na girana mujhko,
Tumko aankhon me tasweer ki tarah rakhta hu,
Dil me dhadkan ki tarah tum bhi basana mujhko.
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Na jaane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,
Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi,
Chahat hai itani tumse milne ki,
Haste huye bhi aankh bhar aayi..
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Use mat dhoondho jo aapke paas nahi,
Kya faayda uske intajaar me jiski koi aas nahi,
Sirf ek baar halke se najar utha ke to dekho,
Shaayad koi aapki ek jhalak ke liye bekaraar ho…
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Aapki wo jaalim ada, mujhko beemaar kar gayi,
Ek baar aapne muskura kya diya, teer ko dil ke paar kar gayi,
Wo bewafa hai to kya, mat bura kaho usko,
Ki jo hua so hua, khush rakhe khuda usko.

Sweet Hindi SMS

Uthetay hai jab ye haath dua ko,
Rab se tere liye hi faryaad karte hai,
Tum humain bhula bhi do to kya,
Hum to tumhe har pal yaad karte hai.
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Dar dar bhatakte hai arman ki tarha,
Har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
Iss duniya se khushi ki aas kya rakhna,
Yahan to gham bhi dete hai ehsaan ki tarha,
………… ……… ………
Dosti Se Qeemti Koi Jageer Nahi,
Dosti Se Khubsoorat Koi Tasveer Nahi,
Dosti To sirf Ek Kaccha Dhaga Hai,
Dhage Se Majboot Koi Janjeer Nahi.
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Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai
be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai
woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin
shiddat se mujhe uska intezar to hai
abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jaayegi kabhi
mere dil mein us se milan ki aas to hai
pyaar ki gawahi mere aansuon se na maang
barasti nahi aankhen magar dil udaas to hai…

Cute Hindi SMS

Woh Keh Gaye Ki Mera Intezaar Mat Karna,
Main Kahu Bhi To Muj Pe Aitbaar Mat Karna,
Wo Kehte hai Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabaat Nahi,
Par Tum Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Mat Karna…..!! !
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Har hansi ko ikraar nahi kehate,
har jagah baithne ko intezaar nahi kehate,
yun to nazar milti hai hazaronse,
har nazar ke milne ko pyaar nahi..
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Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage,
Kitne benoor hain sapne hakikat ke aage,
Koi ruki si dhadkan se puche,
kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.
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Kabhi to aasman se chand utre aur ek jaam ho jaye
Tumhare naam ki ik khubsurat haseen sham ho jaye
Ujale apni yadon ke hamare sath rehne de
Na jane kis gali me zindagi ki sham ho jaye.
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Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,
ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge
par bhoolna bhi aasaan na hoga,
aisa kuch zaroor kar jaayenge….
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Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,
Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahijata.
Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper,
Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha..
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Shayari SMS

kuch aansu hai jo bahte nahi,
log apane pyar ke bina zinda rahte nahi,
hum jaante hai unhe bhi aati hai hamari yaad,
par jaane Q hamse wo kuch kahte nahi.

Dil walo ka apana jahan hota hai,
zindagi junun, ishq imtihan hota,
be maut mare jate hai mohabbat me,
marne ka shauk kahan kisiko hota hai..

Wish your Valentine Everday

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
Jhuki nigaah ko ikaraar kehte hai,
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin hota,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai..
Mary

Hindi SMS

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi

Har sagar k do kinare hote hain,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain,
Yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho,
Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain….

Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar Lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye ye khel hoga,
Magar Hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…

sms SMS sms SMS sms !!!!!!!!!! (Plz reply me if u like this)

1 .Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he
hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

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2.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar

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3.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

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4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

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5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

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6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

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7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my
heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

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9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte
hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

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11.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

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12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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60.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa dost chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye

Hindi SMS

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….

Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain…

Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,
Main jawab banta agar wo SAWAL hoti,
Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta,
phir bhi pi leta agar wo SHARAB hoti…

Shaam chirago se saja rakkhi hain..
Shart logo se laga rakkhi hain,
shayad aa jaye koi humse bhi zyada pyasa,
yahi sochkar thodi si bacha rakkhi hain….

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend
Se Shadi Kartay Hain.Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. :-)….
 

Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey

Mai Bataon?
BcozLog Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey

Mai Bataon?
Bcoz

Anjaan bankar aaye the…

    Anjaan bankar aaye the,
    Pehchan dekar chale gaye,
    Yaar bankar aaye the,
    Pyaar dekar chale gaye…

    Kasur na unka hai na mera
    Hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
    wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
    Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe…….

    Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi,
    Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
    Agar tum dur rehkar bhi hamhe yad karo,
    is se bada hamare liye koi inam nahi……..

Hindi SMS

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mita ke roye…

Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,
bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana,
koi pooche ki rog kya tha,
to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.

Log to apna banake chodd dete hai..
Kitnee aasaani se gairon se rishta jod lete hai…
Hum ek phool tak na tod sake kabhi…
kuch log berahmi se dil bhi tod dete hai..

Chand utra tha hamare aangan mein
Yeh sitaaron ko gawaara na hua
Hum bhi sitaaron se kya gilla karen
Jab chand hi hamara na hua…

Dil tootega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi
Hum na rahe toh hamein yaad karoge tum bhi
Aaj kehte ho hamare paas waqt nahin
Par ek din mere liye waqt barbaad karoge tum bhi

Funny Insulting SMS in Hindi

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)

no visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai….

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Hindi Jokes SMS

Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!”
I thought u really LOVE me.

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Bole to Happy New Year Mamu…

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai…
Bole to happy new year mamu

Friendship Shayari

Saal to kai aaye aur chale gaye per es baar hum kehte hain
raho khush aur aabaad aap sab ye dua hum karte hain
na bichure kisi sei kisi ka meett (dost), dilo/ruh se kehte hain
aap sabko hum naye saal ki dili shubh kaamnaayein dete hain…Saal to kai aaye aur chale gaye per es baar hum kehte hain
raho khush aur aabaad aap sab ye dua hum karte hain
na bichure kisi sei kisi ka meett (dost), dilo/ruh se kehte hain
aap sabko hum naye saal ki dili shubh kaamnaayein dete hain…

Some Beautiful Shayaris Collections

1.Phasana ya Patana hai to shayari arz kar,
youn kali mail me raka kya hai,
Freindship karna hai tho muj jaise shayar se kar,
warna tere Ashiqo me raka kya hai….

2. Kisi ka Dimaag Hamare jitna Tez nai hota.
koi aise hii kisi ko nahi patatha…
Hum karthe hai nishana sidha Dil par…
Chookjaye wo teer hamara nahi hota

3. Arz hai is dil me tarane bahot hai,,
Ashiqi seekane k painthrae bahot hai..
Kis kis ko seekahoon kambaqt
is nacheez k diwaane bohat hai
aur Hamare paas waqt kam hai…..

4. Aap ki nigah agar meharbaan ho jaee..
Mai jis dour me hoon waha shayar ban jae
Hai agar ab b app ko shak meri shayari pe
to fir ek baar pir mera imtehaan hojaye….

5. Nazar ko system se milale zara,,
Ashiq ka sher padle zara,
ek bhat app jaan lo yaha,,
Ashiq cum Shayar hai hum zara…

6. Kuch msg bej kar to deko..
Humse kabi chatting kar k tho deko..
Milenge msgs apko har min me,
Ek baar hume ye numbr pe

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar

Aate haste ho.

Jate haste ho.

Subah ko be hanste ho.

Raat ko be hanste ho.

Sukh me hanste ho.

Dukh me hanste ho Tumhe kya lagta hai?

Akele aap he “CLOSE UP” Ghate ho?

Apne dil ki bat unse keh nahi sakte,

Bin kahe b ji nahi sakte,

e khuda aisi takdir bana,

Wo humse khud akar kahe

“HUM APKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE”.

Apni Dosti koi PEPSI nahi Jo Dil Mange More,

NIRMA nahi jo Pehle istemal Karo fir Vishwas karo,

Apni Dosti to L I C hai,Zindagi k sath bhi Zindgi k baad bhi

Arz hai,

“Na Himmat aapme hai- na aapki haddi me hai,

Na himmat aapme hai- na aapki haddi me.hai.

Himmat to usme hai- jo bina haddi k aapki chaddi me hai.”

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar

Hindi Shayari

Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…

Pyari Shikayat…

Mere Hothonko Shikayat He Meri Aankhon Se,
Ishq Mein Humein Bhi Kuchh Bayaan Karna Naseeb Ho,

Sirf Dosti Ki Baatein Karte Ho Zubaan Se,
Aur Ishq Ki Baatein Aankho Hin Aakhon Mein Karte Ho,

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´
God gives Love and LOVE is ME

Hindi Jokes

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Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”
Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun…
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The…
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this …

Shayari Dil Ki Dhadkan Se..

il Ki Dhadkan Ko Dhadka Gaya Koi
Mere Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi ,
Hum To Anjanay Raston Pe Chal Rahay The
Achanak Hi Pyar Ka Matlab Sikha Gaya Koi..!
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Humne Socha Shayad Hum hi chahte hain unko,
Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se,
Par Khuda bhi unka chahnewala nikla…
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Ek tumko hame yaad karneki fursat nahin,
Ek hamko tumhe bhulane ki aadat nahin,
Tumhe bhulake jiye bhi to kaise,
Sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat bhi to nahin.
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Yun to zindagi me ajeeb se mod aynege,
Kabhi khushi to kabhi gam layenge,
Rakhna hamesha khud ka khayaal,
Kyoki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge
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Chandini rato me sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki mohabbat me koi bad naseeb rota hai,
Khuda, kisi ko mohobbat me fida na kare,
Agar kare to qyamat tak juda na kare.
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Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti,
Lafzon mein mohabbat bayaan nahi hoti,
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna,
Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.
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Dil ko dhadakne se pahale,
Dost ko dosti se pahale,
Pyar ko muhabt se pahale,
Khusi ko gam se pahale aur ap ko
5 din pahale HAPPY Pongal 2010
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Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behos.
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
Ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.
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Log apno se rista bhi toud dete hai,
Gairo ka daman tham lete hai,
Hum to ek phool bhi na toud paye,
Log to dil bhi kaise toud dete hai
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Pyar ka deepak jala kar to dekho,
Mohabbat ki duniya sasa kar to dekho;
Tumhe ho na jaye mohbbat humse to kahna,
Ek baar najare mila kar to dekho
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha
Thoda nahin bemeesaal kiya tha,
Meri to duniya hi badal gai,
Jab wo hash kar bole,
Are paagal maine to majak kiya tha;
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Wo mujhse najare milati rahi,
Meri zindgi se khelti rahi,
Nahi aai wo meri zindgi ki jheel me,
Bas kinaare pe baith kar patthar fenkti rahi
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Hum yaad hai to thik hai,
Varna bhula dena,
Hui ho koi khata to saja dena,
Vaise to hum kore kagaz ki tarah hai,
Mann ho to kuchh likhana varna jala dena
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Tum agar gulab hote to toud leta,
Tum agar sawal hote to jawab deta,
Log jaante hai ki main peeta nahin hoon,
Phir bhi pi leta agar tum sharab hote !
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Mat pucho mere dil se tanhai me
Kitne pegam likhata hu,din ko likhta hu,
Raat ko likhta hu, subhah ko likhta hu,
Shaam ko likhta hu, wo kalam bhi pagal ho gai
Jisse tuhara naam likhta hu |
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Aakhe kabhi nam na ho,
Zindagi me koi gum na ho,
Daman khushiyo bhar jaye,
Chahe un khushiyo hum shamil na ho.
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Tamnna se nahi tanhai se darte hai,
Pyar se nahi rusbai se darte hai,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milan ke baad ki judai se darte hai
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Hoth Hai Chalakta Zaam,
Nigahen Hai Jaise Nasha Ki Pyali,
Zulfen Hai Jaise Ghata Nirali,
Ay Hasina,Teri Surat Hai Bholi Bhali,
Sambhaal Ke Rakhna Isey,
Warna Chura na Le Jaye Kahi,
Teri He Gali Ka Mawaali..

Some Good Collections Of Jokes, SMS and Shayaris…

Quote Of The Day!
Do Not Wait To Strike Till
The Iron Is Hot;
But Make It Hot
By Striking…!
`
When your commitment is deeper
than the sea and your ambition is taller
than the sky, then ur future
will be brighter than the Sun!
`
bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.
laalu: no.
bush: tere se to kutta achha hai
jo swiming kar leta hai.
laalu: tujhe aati hai.
bush: haan.
laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.
`
Wat is d height of confusion?
.
.
Two Earth Worms playing
“HIDE SEEK”
in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
`
Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.
`
Life has no rewinds n forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.
`
How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think

?
First he dials 99455 then
press REDIAL
Intelligent like U!
`
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,
Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.
Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,
Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.
`
Sangeet ke saath aawaz..
Phool ke saath khusbu..
Jism ke saath rooh..
Khusi ke saath gham..
Aapko tang karne ko hum..
Har lamha har dam.. :)
`
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,
Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,
Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,
Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.
`
Luck is not in Ur hands
But work is in Ur hands.
Ur work can make luck
But Luck can’t make Ur work.
So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.
`
Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,
usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee
papa ko hi milengi.
`
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.
`
Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,
Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.
Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,
Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.
`
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,
Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.
`
Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,
Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!
`
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
`
Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!
`
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,
Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.
Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,
Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.
`
Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,
halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.
par apki yadein itne state hai
ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.

Hasna Mana Hai! – All Kinda Hindi Jokes In Here.

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.
`
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?
Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.
`
Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
`
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?
Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.
Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.
`
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.
Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.

Valentine’s Day Special Hindi Love SMS

Hindi Love Poems
`
Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi
Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi
Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko
Teri Kasam Saari Kaynaat Wahin Ruk Jay Gi.
`
Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene.
tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene.
dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi pagal.
dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene.
`
MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì…?
Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy.
Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham.
ìslamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy.
Geography ne kaha: dìlon kì sarhaden open krne ka nam hy.
Scìence ne kaha: 2 dilon k darmìyan kashìsh hy.
Hìstory ne kaha: taj mahal ka dosra nam hy.
Or aap kìa kehte ho…?
`
Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna.
Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna
Mulakaton ka na sahe.
Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna…
`
Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye,
Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye,
kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,,
Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye.
`
Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale..
Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale..
Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai..
Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..

Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale..
Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale..
Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab..
Tere ishq mein badNaam hoke hum chale.

Cool Q&A’s – Hindi SMS

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

Hindi Love SMS

Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain…
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..
Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..
Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.
`

Hindi Love SMS

Dil Aapko Dete To De Diya,
Wapas Lete To Le Liya,
Ek Pal Ke Liye Aapke Paas Raha,
Par Charon Aur Se Kaat Ke Diya…
`
Ek Shama Andhere Mein Jalaye Rakhiye,
Subah Honeka Mahol Banaye Rakhiye,
Jinke Haathon Humne Khaye The Zakham,
Wohi Kehte Hai Zakhmo Ko Chhupaye Rakhiye…
`
Haqeeqat Pehchan Lo Bichhad Jane Se Pehle,
Meri Sun Lo Apni Sunane Se Pehle,
Ye Soch Lena Hamein Bhul Jane Se Pehle,
Bahut Roti Hai Ye Aankhein Muskurane Se Pehle…
`
Pyaar Jo Kisise Karoge To Ruswayi Hi Milegi,
Wafa Jitni Bhi Karoge Burayi Hi Milegi,
Chahe Kisiko Kitna Bhi Apna Bana Lo,
Jab Bhi Aankh Khulegi Tanhayi Hi Milegi…
`
Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Baat Kar Liya Karo,
Milneki Fariyaad Kar Liya Karo,
Ek Hum Hai Jo Har Baar Shuruat Karte Hai,
Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Pehle Yaad Kar Liya Karo…
`
Din Tere Khayal Mein Guzar Jaata Hai,
Raat Mein Bhi Tera Khayal Aata Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Khayal Is Kadar Ubhar Jata Hai,
Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai…
`
Kuch Mithe Pal Yaad Aate Hai,
Palkon Par Aansu Chhod Jaate Hai,
Kal Koi Mile To Hamein Na Bhul Jana,
Dosti Ke Rishte Zindagi Bhar Kaam Aate Hai…
`
Zindagi Mein Kabhi Tension Mat Lena,
Bindaas Hoke I LOVE YOU Kehna,
Agar Rose Ke Badle Sandal Mile Kehna
Pyaari Behna Sada Khush Rehna…
`
Hans kar wo jo gham datey hain,
Zaher mein thora sa pyar mila datey hain
Jab bhi naam ata hai un k dewano ka
Log meri taraf unglian utha datey hain..
`
Har rasta ik safar chahta hai.
Har musafir ik hamsafar chahta hai.
Jasiy chahti hai chandni chand ko.
Koi hai jo aapko is qadar chahta hai.

Hindi SMS

Dear friends,
Hi i am neha, Today i am sending you some good Hindi SMS.
I hope you will like the same.
I love Hindi SMS Jokes Group and I will send nice Hindi SMS whenever I will be free.
You can also add me at my
Facebook id nehashah20f@yahoo.com
Waiting for your comments at my facebook.
Thanking you.
Neha Shah
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Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi usake saamne kam thi,
Uske saath wo waqt wo fiza bhi kam thi,
Par kya kare ai jaalim apne haathon me
Mohabbat ki lakeer hi kam thi.
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Aankhon ki saja tab tak hai, jab tak deedaar na ho,
Dil ki saja tab tak hai, jab tak yaar na ho,
Yeh jindagi bhi ek saja hai, jab tak kisi se pyaar na ho.
`
Dost dost nahi khuda hota hai,
Mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,
Bina dost ke jeena saja hota hai,
Aur dost aap jaisa ho to jeewan ek tohfa hota hai.
`
Jab hamne unse poocha,
Sapna kya hota hai,
to unhone kaha, band aakhon me jo apna hota hai,
Khuli aakhon me wo hi sapna hota hai.
`
Jindagi agar phool, to tum khushboo ho…
Jindagi agar khwaab,to tum aarjoo ho….
Jindagi agar jeena, to tum meri jaroorat ho.
`
Jara palat kar to dekh lete,
Ham wahi khade the,
Pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
To un palon me ham apni saari jindagi jee lete.
`
Aaj arse baad jab suni uski aawaaj,
To laga ki mere bahut paas hai wo,
Ho gayi nam ye aakhen jab hosh aaya aur paaya ki
Kabhi na poori hone waali aas hai wo.
`
Mere chehre ki hasi ho tum,
Mere dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hothon ki muskaan tum hi to ho,
Dhadakta hai mera ye dil jiske liye wo meri jaan tum hi to ho.
`
Koshish karta jab sher banane ki kabhi,
To kambakht pyaar yaad aa jata hai
Aur jab koshish karta hu pyaar yaad karne ki
kabhi to na jaane kaise sher ban jata hai…
`
Usko chaha bhi to ikraar karna na aaya,
Kat gayi umra, hame pyaar karna na aaya,
Usne maanga bhi agar kuch to maangi judaai,
Aur ek ham the ki inkaar karna na aaya.
`
Raat ki tanhaai me unko aawaaj diya karte hai,
Raat me sitaaron se unka jikra kiya karte hai,
Wo aaye ya na aaye hamaare khwaabon me,
Ham to bas unhi ka intajaar kiya karte hai.
`
Palkon ke kinaare jo hamne bhigoye nahi,
Sab sochte hai ham roye nahi,
Sab poochte hai ki khwaabon me kise dekhate ho,
Ham hai ki ek umra se soye hi nahi.
`
Bina dard ke aansu bahaaye nahi jaate,
Bina pyaar ke rishte nibhaaye nahi jaate,
Ae dost ek baat yaad rakhna bina dil diye,
Dil paaye nahi jaate.
`
Subaah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
Dophar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
Shaam ko yaad aayi to dil uchal gaya aur
Jab jaan par ban aayi to SMS kiya.
`
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai,
Aap chaahe hamse baat karo ya na karo,
Aapki yaadon me hamaara aana jaana hai…
`
Dil ki naajuk dhadkano ko,
Mere sanam tumne dhadakna sikha diya,
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko,
Gam me bhi muskurana sikha diya.
`
Khyalon ko kisi aahat ki aas rahti hai,
Nigaah to kisi soorat ki pyaas rahti hai,
Tere bin kisi cheej ki kami to nahi,
Magar tere bin tabeeyat udaas rahti hai.
`
Aakhon me aansu hai,
Phir bhi labon pe muskaan hai…
Kyonki jeena to har haal mein hai,
To hasne me kya nuksaan hai, sada muskurate raho.
`
Chaho to dil se mujhko mita dena,
Chaho to mujhko bhoola dena, par ye wada karo ki,
Kabhi meri yaad aai to,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena…
`
har baat jubaan kah paati jo agar,
Aankhon ke ishaare kyon hote???
Agar samajhate hamaare ishaare tum,
Palkon pe ye aansu kyon hote???
`
Sooraj se kaho chamakna chod do,
Sitaaron se kaho timtimana chod do,
Tum milane nahi aa sakte ho to,
Apni yaadon se kaho ki yun satana chod de.
`
Ijaajat aap de, to taarif me aapki kuch ham farmaaye,
Mohabbat aap de, to us dil ke thoda kareeb ham aaye,
Shikaayat agar aap kare,
To dil ki dhadkan kahi tham na jaaye.
`
Jab aasmaan ke sitaare hamko dekhte hai,
Ham kuch anjaani soch me pad jaate hai,
Har lamha ham aisa mahsoos karte hai,
Ki wo kuch kahte hi, chup ho jaate hai,
`
Chand se pyaari chandni,
Chandni se pyari raat,
Raat se pyari jindagi,
Jindagi se pyaare aap…
`
Aapko lagta hai ki hamne aapko bhoola rakha hai,
Aap nahi jaante dil me kahi chupa rakha hai,
Dekh na le in aakhon me aapko koi,
Isaliye palkon ko bhi chupa rakha hai.
`
Sooni jindagi me halchal-si mahsoos huyi,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mahsoos huyi,
Jaane aaj kyon aisa laga,
Shaayad aapki kami mahsoos huyi.
`
Sapno se dil lagaane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Yah soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
Ab hamse rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi.
`
Suna hai pyaar karne waale ajeeb hote hai,
Khushi se badle gam naseeb hote hai,
Mere dost mohabbat na karna kabhi,
Kyonki pyaar karne waale bade badnaseeb hote hai…
`
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ki,
Shaayad koi hame yaad karta hai,
Milane na aaye to kya,
Ham par kuch lamhe barbaad to karta hai…
`
Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
Mujh me kya-kya thi kami nafrat kyon ki,
Tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyon ki,
Nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.

Valentine’s Day Hindi SMS

Peep Peep

Peeeep!
Heng heng!

Peep peep!

Peeppeep! Hng hnnnng!
Peep peeeeep Peep!

Hnnng hng hnnng! Peep peeeep!

Hat jao VALANTINE DAY A raha hai! Hahaha

Happy Valentine’s Day SMS

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.
`
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it? If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me? If i capture ur heart, will u love me?
`
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
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Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai.
Khuda aapko har khushi de, Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.

Dard Bharay Hindi SMS

Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya..
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Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay
zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay
bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main
ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay …
`
Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,
karte to hain magar humse nahi.
`
Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi.
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Teri Dosti ne diya “SAKOON” itna,
Ke tere baad koi “ACHA” na lagey,
Tujhe karni hai “BEWAFAI” to is ada se kar,
Ke tere baad koi “BEWAFA” na lagey.
`
Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte,
Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi,
apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…

Funny Hindi SMS

khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
`
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
`
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
`
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
`
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
`
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
`
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
`
Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
`
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
`
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
`
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
`
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
`
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
`
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
`
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
`
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

Mujhe shayar bana diya…

nki yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,
Kaisa hai wo jalim jisne ye sila diya,
Do shabd likhne ka salika na tha mujhe,
Aur aaj uski mohabbat ne mujhe shayar bana diya…

Hindi SMS, Dil Se…

Tumhe Aankho me basakar ro bhi na sake
Dilme samakar rishte thod bhi na sake
Tumse naata itna jodliya tha humne ki
Tumse juda hokar sans bhi na le sake…

Cute Hindi SMS Jokes

Pyar Ki Gadi me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota
`
Namaskar!
Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai,
Kripya Aap 3 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE!
FROM:
DSNL
(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
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Arz kiya hai,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Bola dil se dil laga Lo,
Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
“Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.
`
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!

Hindi SMS

Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye,
gairo se kya gila jab apne chale gaye,
jeet to sakte the ishq ki bazzi hum bhi,
par aapko jitane ke liye hum haarte chale gaye.
`
zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
waqt har manzil dekha deta hain.
marta nahi koi kissi se juda hoke,
waqt sabko jina sikha deta hain
`
dil tod diya, chhita bhi jala dena,
kafan na mile, To apana dopatta odha dena,
agar koi puchhe ke rog kya tha,
to nazre jukakar mohabbat bata dena.
`
tere shahar ka mousam bada suhaana lage !
mai ek raat chura lu agar bura na lage !
kuchh is kadar tu mere saath bewafaai kar ..
ke tere baad koi aur bewafaa na lage
`
bewafa se kabhi pyar nahi hota
marne ke baad kabhi intezaar nahi hota
dosti dekh kar karna mere dost
har dost hamari tarah dildaar nahi hota.
`
aakhon pe aasu ki lakir ban gayi
kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gayi
hume to phirai thi yunhi ret pe ungliyaa
gaur se dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi.
`
bebasi ki alam mein tumhe pa na sake,
hum tumhe chahte the par chah na sake,
na jane kyon zindagi humse khafa hai,
ke tumhara pyar bhi hum pa na sake

I just thought to share a thought with my friends…

I just thought to share a thought with my friends .
its about not to lose the hope for …………..

Faisla hone se pahle
mai bhala kyun haar manu,

Jag abhi jeeta nahin hai
mai abhi hara nahin houn.

thanks a lot
Tanvinder singh

Hindi SMSHindi SMS

Jindagi ke liye jeena jaroori hai,
Jinake liye armaan jaroori hai,
Dil me chahe hajaro gam ho,
Phir bhi tere chehre pe muskaan jaroori hai.
`
Lekar ham doosro ki hasi kya kare,
Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaaye ham,
Jab saath aapka nahi to jindagi jee kar kya kare.
`
Na karta shikayat jamaane se koi,
Agar maan jaata manaane se koi,
Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,
Agar bhool jaata bhoolane se koi…
`
Kisi ko dil to kisi ko diladaar mile,
Kisi ka phool to kisi ko phoolon ke haar mile,
Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyaar mile,
Par har janm me hame tere jaisa ‘dildaar’ mile…
`
Koi gila na koi shikwa raha aapse,
Ye aarju hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse,
Bas ek ummeed hai aapse,
Khafa na hona agar ham khafa rahe aapse!!!
`
Dil ko kitna sambhala ki,
Dil abhi rook ja wo abhi yaha aayegi,
Hame kya pata tha ki wo aate hi jaane ka bahana banayegi.
`
Kaajal banke teri aankhon me samaane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tera dard mitaane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai jamaane ki har cheej mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe apne pyaar ke roop me paane ki tamanna hai…
`
Ham to tujhe bhool chuke the lekin,
Na jaane kyon log teri yaad dilaane aaye,
Ye kya kam hai ki teri gali me tere deedaar ki khaatir,
Ham tujhe kisi aur ke milne ke bahaane aaye.
`
Log apna banake chod dete hai…
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai…
Ham to ek phool bhi na tod sake…
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.
`
Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chaahat me
To pata chale intjaar kya hota hai,
Yun mil jaaye agar koi bina tadap ke,
To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai?
`
Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,
Yah dil hi to hai gam ki vajah,
Yah dil hi na hota to kal baat na hoti…
`
Ban ke ehasaas meri dhadkan ke paas rahte ho,
Tasweer ban ke meri aankhon ke paas rahte ho,
Aaj puchate hai ek sawaal tumse,
Kya door rahkar tum bhi udaas rahte ho?
`
Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhoolana,
Chaahe wo apna ho ya begana,
Dil ki baate bas samajhta hai dil hi,
Inhe kya samajhega ye jaalim jamana??
~
Aansu se palke bheego leta hu,
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hu,
Socha ki bhoola du tujhe magar,
Har baat faisla badal deta hu.
~
Tumko chaahne waale gam na honge,
Waqt ke saath magar ham na honge,
Apna pyaar chaahe kisi ko bhi dena,
Par teri yaad ke hakdaar ham hi honge.
`
Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari,
Rakhna hifaajat aap apne ko,
Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai hamaari…
~
Kah ke dekh liya,
Chup rah ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya,
Unse baat karne ke liye ham bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab hamaare koo karne se bhi wo bhadakte hai.
~
Jo dil ke kareeb ho use rooswa nahi karte,
Yu apni mohabbat ka tamaasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhegi,
Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…
~
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,
Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,
Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,
Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.
~
Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.
`
Roolane se pahle ek hasaya to hota,
Kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya to hota,
Mili saja us khata ki jo na ki kabhi hamne,
Kaash ye dil kabhi kahi lagaya na hota.
~
Raat itani haseen thi,
Ki saare so rahe the,
Ham hi aise badnaseeb the,
Jo aapki yaad me ro rahe the.
~
Ham labo se kah na paaye,
Unase haal-e-dil kabhi,
Aur wo samjhe nahi yah,
Khamoshi kya cheej hai…
~
Yakeen karo ham par ham tumhe chod nahi sakte,
Dosti ki in hawao ka rookh mod nahi sakte,
Jis rishte ko banane me lag gaye barso hamko,
Us rishte ko palbhar me tod nahi sakte.
~
Dil me deep jalaane se kya hoga,
Raah me aag lagane se kya hoga,
Jinhe hamaari yaad bhi nahi aati,
Unhe SMS karne se kya hoga…
`
Kisi ne dil ko is kadar chu liya hai,
Ki ham kisi aur ko chu na sake,
Ham to chale the dost banane par aap dhadkan ban gaye.
`
Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamaari,
Muskuraahat aapki shaan hai hamaari,
Rakhna hifaajat se kyonki sanse aapki jaan hai hamaari.
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Ae khuda apne chaand pe itna guroor mat kar,
Ek chaand sa dost ham bhi rakhate hai,
Jab taarif hoti hai tere chaand ki,
Log misaal mere yaar ki dete hai!
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Jaan hai mujhko jindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar du kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye tod du dosti tumhari,
Ab tumse kya chupana… tum ho to ho na jaan hamaari…
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Bagair jaane pahchaane ikaraar na keejiye,
Muskura kar dil ko bekraar na keejiye,
Phool bhi de jaate hai jakhm gahra kabhi-kabhi,
Har phool par yun aitbaar na keejiye…
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Maayoos to hu magar hona nahi chahta,
Kya karu main use bhoolana nahi chaahta,
Jaanta hu wo bekhabar hai mujhse,
Phir bhi uske khyaal ko dil se mitana nahi chaahta.
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Kaash waado ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Najar milati hai hajaaro najro se,
Kaash meri najaro ka matlab wo samajhte.
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Sirf chaahne se mulakaat nahi hoti,
Sooraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Ham jise chaahte hai jaan se bhi jyada,
Samne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.
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Fiza me mahakti shaam ho tum…
Pyaar me chalakta jaam ho tum…
Tumhe dil me chupaye firte hai…
Ae dost meri jindagi ka doosra naam ho tum.
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Chirag se andhere mit jaate
to chaand ki jaroorat kyon hoti,
Jindagi akele kat jaati to aap jaise
yaar ki jaroorat kyon hoti.
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Pyaar jindagi ki tarah hota hai,
Jiska har mod aasaan nahi hota,
Har raaste par khushi nahi milati,
Par jab ham jindagi ka saath nahi chodte,
To ham pyaar karna kyon chode.
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Jaate-jaate tum koi achi nishaani de gaye,
Umra bhar dohra saku aisi kahani de gaye,
Khair ham to rah gaye pyase,
Par hamaari palko ko tum pani de gaye.
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Yu to aapko roj yaad kiya karte hai,
Man hi man me dekh liya karte hai,
Kya hua agar paas nahi ham to,
Dil hi dil me mulakaat kar liya karte hai.
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Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasaan nahi hoti,
Aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek kaise hote hai,
Inki pahchaan aasaan nahi hoti…
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Barsaat aaye aur dharti geeli na ho,
Dhoop aaye aur sarso peeli na ho,
Aapne kaise soch liya ki,
Aapki yaad aaye aur aankhen geeli na ho.

Neha Ke Nyare Nyare Hindi Shayari

Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi,
Jaisi ab hai teri mahafil kabhi aisi to na thi,
Le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabra aur karaar,
Be karaari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi.
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Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho,
Har khushi rooth jaayegi,
Jab akele tum baithogi,
Khud-b-khud meri yaad aayegi.
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Kuch pal to hote hai kuch pal ke liye…
Aa jee le ham inhe har pal ke liye…
Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jayega…
De jaayega yaade hame jeewan bhar ke liye…
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Wo chaand hai par aap se pyara to nahi,
Parwane ka shama ke bin gujara to nahi…
Mere dil ne suni hai meethi si aawaaj kahi,
Aapne hame pukara to nahi…
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Chaand taaro ka noor tujhpe bharse,
Har koi teri chaahat ko tarse,
Teri jindagi me aaye itani khushiya,
Ki tu ek gam paane ko tarse.
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Pyar chupta nahi aakhen chupane se,
Dil rookta nahi kisi ke samajhane se,
Rook jaati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jaane se,
Ham tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se.
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Hamne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na jaane kaha se seekh li unhone,
Yah ada jid par utar jaane ki.
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Subah ki pahali kiran ho tum,
Mere chaman ka pahla phool ho tum,
Yun hi khilati rahna hamesha mere chaman me,
Meri jindagi ko roshan karna apni muskurahat se tum.
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Ham bewafa hargij na the,
Par ham wafa kar na sake,
Hame mili uski saja,
Jo khata ham kar na sake.
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Dil si cheej hai, dene ko hai de de,
Magar koi kaabil bhi to ho,
Ham to jaan de ke bhi khush hai,
Magar koi kaatil bhi to ho.
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Aisa lagta hai jindagi tum ho,
Main jameen par ghana andhera hu,
Aasmano ki chandni tum ho.
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Gulmohar ki kataar jaisi ho,
Waadiyo me bahaar jaise ho,
Paayalo ki Cham-Cham-Cham si,
Chaand meri yaar, kaisi ho?
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Wada to kar lete hai,
Nibhana bhool jaate hai,
Laga kar aag seene me,
Bujhana bhool jaate hai.
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Jo haal tumhara hai wahi hamara hai yaar,
Har pal rahte hai tumse milane ko bekraar,
Shayad isi ko kahte hai sab pyaar,
Rab se dua karte hai jald ho tumhara deedar,
Yaad tum bhi aate ho hame baar-baar.
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Museebat se jo dar jaaye,
Use yaar nahi kahate,
Waqt ke saath badal jaaye,
Use pyaar nahi kahate.
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Aansu mile to pee lete hai,
Aap kahe to mar jaaye ham,
Aap kahe to jee lete hai,
Ham to hai un phulon jaise,
Jo kaanto me bhi jee lete hai.
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Sookh jaate hai lab, lafj milate nahi,
Hota nahi hamase ishq bayaan,
Unhe kaise bataau dil ki lagi,
Kaise sikhau aankhon ki jubaan.
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Wo aate to hai magar tan se nahi,
Wo baithe to hai magar man se nahi,
Kaun kahta hai ki wo pyaar nahi karate,
Karte to hai magar hamse nahi.
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Ham kabhi aap se khafa ho nahi sakte,
Ye dil ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte,
Aap bhale hame bhoola ke so jaao,
Ham aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte.
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Kaate nahi katne hai lamhe intajaar ke,
Najare jama ke baithe hai raaste pe yaar ke,
Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husn-e-yaar ke,
Laaya hai kaun inko, falak se utaar ke.
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Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaayenge,
Sukoon bankar dil me utar jaayenge,
Mahsoos karne ki koshish karna,
Door hote huye bhi paas najar aayenge.
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Aankho me aansu aa jaate hai,
Phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai,
Ye mohabbat bhi kya cheej hai yaaro,
Jisase karte hai usi se chupaani padti hai.
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Mere andaaj wo samajh na sake,
Mere jajbaat wo samajh na sake,
Wo samajh na sake meri majboori,
Mere halaat wo samajh na sake…
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Kahte hai gam baatne se hota hai kam,
Aisa hi kabhi pahle maante the ham,
Tere pyaar ki nishaani tera gam hi to hai mere paas,
Wo bhi baant du to rahega kya mere paas.
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Kaash dil ki aawaaj me itana asar ho jaaye ki,
Ham aapko yaad kare aur aapko khabar ho jaaye.
Aaj rab se yahi dua hai meri ki,
Jise aap chaahe wo aapka hamsafar ho jaaye.

Hindi Jokes n SMS

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

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Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?

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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..

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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho
Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi
hogi-

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?

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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt
hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.. trinnnn trinnnnn trinnnnn trinnnnnn…

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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch… rahoge naa ?

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

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plz dont be angry